Me explaining to Karl Barx how much he owes me for his lick of my michelada so that’s why he needs a job now

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This is @chrisdornerfanclub-core

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When the edible hitting but the dog won’t shut the fuck up

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Hi friends, @chrisdornerfanclub and I are not excited to be asking for help to make it through the end of summer. Our rent and phone bills are due and sudden medical bills have sucked up more than we had socked away with our unemployment. Rent is due very soon and we are hundreds of dollars behind. I have several job interviews lined up and am close to landing something now that fall in rolling in. We appreciate any help in staying housed and keeping our phones turned on, and keeping our precious pup free of fleas and heartworms. Any sharing or giving goes a long way.

Cash app: $writeswrongs or $phoenixsinger

Venmo: writeswrongs

PayPal: writeswrongs@gmail.com

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Please #HelpTheHomiesStayHoused!

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apas-95:

gonna be real if I attempted a failed coup i would never board a domestic aircraft again

zvaigzdelasas:

a mugshot of Rudy Giuliani wearing a suit and looking into the camera with a superimposed picture of the Fulton county sheriff's badge in the cornerALT

Life Comes At You Fast

Mfw when they don’t even kill mike pence but I get indicted

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